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So I spend the entire evening drinking beer. I was planning to write: 'I spend the entire evening learning to make a website',- but I genuinely didn't. Apart from the beer, I jerked off a couple of times and listened to The Doors. Apart from that, I read a part of Maria Ozawa's blog, whose pussy I hope to pinch one day, albeit that she's not that fabulous when she's not dressed for the set. As not to disappoint you, here's a picture of her and her colleague Yuka Osawa (who didn't make it that far in porn to have a Wikipedia page dedicated to her) 'fondling each others pussies' as the website where I got it from put it.
Maria is on the right.